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What If?

June 29, 2009

Today all I’ve been doing is browsing the net, lying down on me bed and eat.  Only minutes ago I was thinking about the what-ifs of my life.  In consequence the would-have-beens give me chills.  Had I acted on my impulse then things would have been much, much different now, for better or for worse – who knows.  At the same time, funny thoughts cross my mind and I decided to share it on here 😉

Like, what if:

  1. I were a boy? (I know, after Beyonce’s number it sounds like a cliché but it makes you think…right?)
  2. I was born in Iraq or Israel or even India? (What would be the chances of me becoming a radical or lying dead, undetected, under some debris or trying to carve out a living in the slums?)
  3. I didn’t meet ‘Swiss Roll’ and JT? (They’ve had a momentous influence on me and helped me becoming the person I am today)
  4. I were allergic to chicken? (A bit far-fetched but hey what if?)
  5. I were blind or deaf? (Would I be smarter than I am now? Hehehe)
  6. Money really grew on trees? (I’d have a massive garden!)
  7. Superpowers were real? (I’d definitely choose invisibility!)

Right now I’m stuck on superpowers!! My brain is buzzing with thoughts on being invisible right now…LOL

I’ll make sure to post a sequel in the near future because there is more… 🙂

8 Comments leave one →
  1. June 30, 2009 1:33 am

    I often dream of superpowers when I’ve got an exam coming up, I wonder why. 😛

    I love pondering on what-ifs, and sometimes I ask myself THE question: What if my parents had never met? Hehe! I know it sounds selfish, but I would have hated not being born. LOL

  2. moodyboo permalink*
    June 30, 2009 9:30 am

    I used to have this thought about the parents and with time it just faded away. I don’t think it’s selfish to think of it. 🙂

    Yea I wished I had superpowers for exams too; photographic memory like Superman. LOL

  3. June 30, 2009 3:41 pm

    The best superpower I ever heard was from comedian Russell Howard, he wanted to give an orgasm with a single touch lol Very effective against muggers apparently lol

    I wished I could have the superpower of knowing what girls think about and want… but that’s less realistic than flying or becoming invisible 😛 So, I would have to go for invisibility!

  4. moodyboo permalink*
    June 30, 2009 4:21 pm

    Hehehe @single touch orgasm! Imagine what would happen if you were in a crowd with that ‘superpower’ 🙂

  5. July 1, 2009 4:17 pm

    what if…god was one of us *music from joan osbourn playing in the background*

    what if i had i could be in somebody’s mind and spectate his actions and line of thoughts.

    what if we all had usb ports the back of our head and we could just plug and play to load data in our brains

    what if the sea was made up of chocolate mousse, would it still be enough to feed the world (i wanted to say ‘me’ at first)

    what if man had a tail…would we judging them by their size or how fluffy they are.

    what if marijuana was legal everywhere, would there be less war, more love and zillions of babies

    what if were born old and grew younger as we age like benjamin button.

    what if women didnt have orgasms, would they still be having sex.

    what if football never existed, would man still be able to maintain a conversation

    what if….

    • moodyboo permalink*
      July 1, 2009 5:32 pm

      Love that song!

      Heck if the sea was made up of chocolate mousse I’d shit mousse every day! lol

      If football never existed porn would have been free! Don’t you think? 🙂

      • July 1, 2009 6:20 pm

        what??? you dont already have free porn???*_*

  6. moodyboo permalink*
    July 1, 2009 7:14 pm

    Hahaha…empflix all the way but what I meant was ‘normalise’ it? ‘soap-opera-ise it’? 🙂

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